“ALRIGHT, I’VE BEEN THINKING…WHEN LIFE GIVES YOU EARTH LEMONS, DON’T MAKE SHITTY EARTH LEMONADE! MAKE LIFE TAKE THE LEMONS BACK! GET MAD! I DON’T WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS, WHAT THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE!? DEMAND TO SEE LIFE’S MANAGER! MAKE LIFE RUE THE DAY IT THOUGHT IT COULD GIVE KARKAT VANTAS LEMONS! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM? I’M THE TROLL WHO’S GONNA BURN YOUR HIVE DOWN! WITH THE LEMONS! I’M GONNA GET SOLLUX TO INVENT A COMBUSTABLE LEMON THAT BURNS YOUR HIVE DOWN!”
This was a request I’d gotten a couple of times a while back and I had the urge to record it, okay? Okay.
[Thanks for the pic, David!] http://ezedoesit.tumblr.com/
[Since i’ve been inactive and i know that i have some followers that looooove portal 2 <3]
TG: i encurage people to use SAFE PROTECTION AGAINST ALL DEM CRABS and vagina popcorn blisters.
TG: *encourage
TG: IN FACT, i always use thneed condomdons becaus they feel like nothing at all and u can use them for other stuff like bondage stuff. w/e u want, i mean if bondage is ur thing, i aint gonna judge lol.
[oh nice i just got another condom question..! ]
