[finally they are together………………………………………………….]

[that shoosh papping sure was a great idea, kk]

[SO I’VE BEEN GETTING QUITE A FEW ASKS ABOUT CONTINUING THE KARKAT SHOOSH PAP INCIDENT. SO HERE YOU GO GUYS.]

TG: snif now dont maek me say more! ur gonna make me cry. and yea i noe she gets dat from her mum ;)

TG: *make

TG: *know

ambitiousbard:

THIS IS MY CONTRIBUTION TO HOMESTUCK
I RLY HOEP YOU LEIK IT

Karkat Vantas - ambitiousbard
Roxy Lalonde - danithedoommagnet

Original Comic - askdurnklalonde 

[omfg i got all kinds of feels from this. BAAAAAAARDDDD. YOU AND DANI WILL GET ALL MY LUVS <33333333

everyone WATCH THIS, IT IS REALLY GOOD. AAAAHHHH they are the gruesome twosome B]

ambitiousbard:

The minute I followed askdurnklalonde, I was now following exactly 69 blogs

HEH HEH

TG: at first i thougt u were talking aboot da dirty kind of 69 but then i realized u probably were referring 2 da cancer sign on karkats shirt.

askdurnklalonde:

ambitiousbard:

ambitiousbard:

“ALRIGHT, I’VE BEEN THINKING…WHEN LIFE GIVES YOU EARTH LEMONS, DON’T MAKE SHITTY EARTH LEMONADE! MAKE LIFE TAKE THE LEMONS BACK! GET MAD! I DON’T WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS, WHAT THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE!? DEMAND TO SEE LIFE’S MANAGER! MAKE LIFE RUE THE DAY IT THOUGHT IT COULD GIVE KARKAT VANTAS LEMONS! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM? I’M THE TROLL WHO’S GONNA BURN YOUR HIVE DOWN! WITH THE LEMONS! I’M GONNA GET SOLLUX TO INVENT A COMBUSTABLE LEMON THAT BURNS YOUR HIVE DOWN!”

This was a request I’d gotten a couple of times a while back and I had the urge to record it, okay? Okay.

[Thanks for the pic, David!] http://ezedoesit.tumblr.com/

[Since i’ve been inactive and i know that i have some followers that looooove portal 2 <3]

[What Karkat didn’t know is that his troll calming technique was actually an unknown arousal technique for humans U_U ]