TG: what no she dont do JACK SHIT FOR ME.
TG: jakes wily bitch ass grandma gets me ready for when evil sea witch wants to get her rocks off.
TG: its actually not fun at all!!!!

TG: MMMMMMFFFFFFFFFF

TG: MMMMMMFFFFFFFFFF

TG: lol no but something else cums out lmoa

crablouse:

kinomatika:

So I was scrolling through my dash, and my husband happened to catch a glimpse of some homestuck porn, and he was intrigued. I told him I’d show him more, but only if he let me record his reactions. 

This is the result.

I FUCKING LOLLED.

I drew the pic he pointed at and said “LOOK AT DAT PUSSY. DEM PUSSY LIPS”

TG: ahahahahahahaahaahhh hic