ask-turnheadsgodtech:

i mean come on how stupid would that be

fucktarded stupid*

* amount of stupid on strider scale of dumbassery

((also, holy shit, askdurnklalonde, all of my love <33333333333333))

TG: wat a cutie pie!!

TG: *what

ambitiousbard:

THIS IS MY CONTRIBUTION TO HOMESTUCK
I RLY HOEP YOU LEIK IT

Karkat Vantas - ambitiousbard
Roxy Lalonde - danithedoommagnet

Original Comic - askdurnklalonde 

[omfg i got all kinds of feels from this. BAAAAAAARDDDD. YOU AND DANI WILL GET ALL MY LUVS <33333333

everyone WATCH THIS, IT IS REALLY GOOD. AAAAHHHH they are the gruesome twosome B]

TG: chick took sum quiz dat told her shes a night of void so i gues were pals or sumthing

TG: *knight

[happy birthday homestuck/john!!!!!!!1111111111111]

danithedoommagnet:

Sobriety Test

We see what happens when Roxy attempts to be sober.

Roxy - Me

Art - AskDurnkLalonde

[wow!!!! This is how I picture roxy to sound like too!!! Thank you do much, you wonderful wonderful WONDERFUL person!!!
I just realized something

ambitiousbard:

The minute I followed askdurnklalonde, I was now following exactly 69 blogs

HEH HEH

TG: at first i thougt u were talking aboot da dirty kind of 69 but then i realized u probably were referring 2 da cancer sign on karkats shirt.

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askdurnklalonde:

ambitiousbard:

ambitiousbard:

“ALRIGHT, I’VE BEEN THINKING…WHEN LIFE GIVES YOU EARTH LEMONS, DON’T MAKE SHITTY EARTH LEMONADE! MAKE LIFE TAKE THE LEMONS BACK! GET MAD! I DON’T WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS, WHAT THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE!? DEMAND TO SEE LIFE’S MANAGER! MAKE LIFE RUE THE DAY IT THOUGHT IT COULD GIVE KARKAT VANTAS LEMONS! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM? I’M THE TROLL WHO’S GONNA BURN YOUR HIVE DOWN! WITH THE LEMONS! I’M GONNA GET SOLLUX TO INVENT A COMBUSTABLE LEMON THAT BURNS YOUR HIVE DOWN!”

This was a request I’d gotten a couple of times a while back and I had the urge to record it, okay? Okay.

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[Thanks for the pic, David!] http://ezedoesit.tumblr.com/

[Since i’ve been inactive and i know that i have some followers that looooove portal 2 <3]

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TG: i fukin love chopin omfg dis shit is great i would whore myself out for dis shit.

TG: *fucking