“ALRIGHT, I’VE BEEN THINKING…WHEN LIFE GIVES YOU EARTH LEMONS, DON’T MAKE SHITTY EARTH LEMONADE! MAKE LIFE TAKE THE LEMONS BACK! GET MAD! I DON’T WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS, WHAT THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE!? DEMAND TO SEE LIFE’S MANAGER! MAKE LIFE RUE THE DAY IT THOUGHT IT COULD GIVE KARKAT VANTAS LEMONS! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM? I’M THE TROLL WHO’S GONNA BURN YOUR HIVE DOWN! WITH THE LEMONS! I’M GONNA GET SOLLUX TO INVENT A COMBUSTABLE LEMON THAT BURNS YOUR HIVE DOWN!”

This was a request I’d gotten a couple of times a while back and I had the urge to record it, okay? Okay.