Are you crablouse?
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[ooc: yeeeee!]

fefairi:

people drawing girls sucking dick right after it’s come out of their own ass or somebody elses ass

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TG: ive been asked 2 do dat and its like
TG: no lol
TG: ima punch u in the dick before i suck on ur shit dick

If I came up to you in public, do you think you would mind me splooging on your tits? They're really nice
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TG: yeah sure 
TG: kinda chilly out huh? ;)

YO ROX, what do ya think of the troll chicks with huge dicks?
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GA: Your Curiosity Though Perfectly Reasonable Will Have To Be Postponed

GA: Roxy Is Currently Occupied With Much Larger Matters At Hand

TG: MMMF! mmmrrrgh!

I'm about to blow my load, where do you want it?

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welcome back did ya have a nice snooze?
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TG: yeeeeep! yaaaaaawn good morning!

heeeey bby yuor too cute wanna get a drink later?

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TG: WHAAAAAAAAAT! Another ME?! did i have 2 much 2 drink alreayd??? lol

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TG: wow dats rly incredible u look exactly like me!!!

do you like getting off with your hands or toys better?
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TG: w/e u want me to use, anon ;)

crablouse:

crablouse:

NEW DESIGNS ARE AVAILABLE:

Trolls!
- Aranea (All versions) $5
- Kanaya (All versions) $5
- Latula (All versions) $5
- Terezi (All versions) $5
- Vriska (All versions) $5
- NEW!!!! Porrim (All versions) $5
- NEW!!!! Nepeta (All versions) $5
- NEW!!!! Aradia (All versions) $7 

Humans!

- Rose (All versions) $5
- Roxy (All versions) $5

Here is a video of the Aranea design on a pillow ordered from Artscow! (The material is polyester which almost feels like silk. The case is very high quality and glossy, none of that shitty cloth that will make the design look dull and cheap.) 

Hey guys! I’m currently trying to save up some money for the holidays. So I got a bit of an inexpensive treat for all of you guys! <3

The designs are in GLORIOUS HIGH QUALITY and big enough for you to FULLY ENJOY. 

All I ask in return is $5 through paypal. :) After that, you can keep the design to yourself or just go to get a custom body pillow case made! <3  I even got a little preview up for you guys (of course, you can upload the image and edit it yourself and make it as big or small as you want. 

HOW TO DONATE:
My email to send money thru paypal is durnklalonde@yahoo.com and make sure to specify if you want ROXY, ROSE, KANAYA or ARANEA.

Make sure to select family and friends to avoid any fees, if you don’t i WILL be sending you payment back.

If you DO NOT have a paypal account, you CAN send money through a debit card but you will have to pay the fee for that. :C It’s like an extra dollar.

MAKE SURE YOUR PAYPAL EMAIL IS CURRENT, and if it isn’t then please send me an email with your transaction number and let me know your appropriate email. You can contact me at durnklalonde@yahoo.com

PS. if you donated $30 or more back in the Meet n Pail fundraiser, I will send the Aranea designs to you :)

Important note: This should be obvious but the dakimakura design will be for your own purrsonal use. You are not allowed to upload it to Rule 34, post on Tumblr or anything of the like. Even if you credit me. You obviously aren’t allowed to like make bulk orders and sell it or w/e, I know you guys have common sense but I still have to say this.

[i would like to bring special attention to this! they’re not ACTUAL dakimakuras, they’re just designs but you’re welcum 2 have them made into dakis for your own personal enjoyment!]

TG: get mine pls ;) all proceeds go to ME hehehe! lol lmfao 

welcome back to the world of the living, now suck my dick
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TG: lmao i aint wastin my time on dat nor on ppl dat dont say pls ;)